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talking to cj...
“ok..i wanted ta wear her necklace so i was lyke, "ur gonna give meh ur necklace..kuz u love meh?!" and she
was lyke, "then i get ur ballz!" lmfao!!!! well then during 5th she finally gave
meh her necklace but i hada give her mah ballz;) so she went around tellin ppl she had mah ballz..lmao!" “speakin o ballz…
I have ur ballz!;) i wuz suckin on em earlier:D” ”what else have you done wit mah ballz?!” “uh.. i dont exactly knoK…I kno!!! IVE
GRABBED EM!;) and stroked them... straight 2 b exact;)”
Cj said something and she was lyke, “but josh, since he sexy that his excuse” and I was lyke “damn
rite and u, well u just don’t get any excuses!” so she was lyke, “sure he gets excuses but I don’t…
im ur wife and still don’t get any excuses bekuz im unloved!” and I was lyke, “I love you!” &
she was lyke, “no u don’t! u love josh considering he gets excuses and I don’t! I’ve known u longer
but does that matter to u? no! he’s ur hott stud and he gets away wit things and I don’t!” and I was lyke,
“uhh…yea ur point?! But I still love u”
sittin on da corner wit cj… a car full of guyz goes by and da driver was lyke, “how much?”…
so the next time they went by we were gonna say “suckie suckie 2 dollarz!”
Outta no
where Cj was lyke “the turtle needs to shave his legs!.. and his shell!” then a lil bit later I was lyke “yea,
the turtle needs to shave his legs!” and cj was lyke, “did u just say the turtle needs to save his eggs?! The
turtle cookin something now or wah?!” “yes, cj I said the turtle
needs to save his eggs… he had them and now has to save them!”
Cj
was lyke, “dude.. I did my mom… dude wheres my car?… dude I did my mom!… dude what the fuck?!”
“dude I did…” “I did my mom! and my leg itches!”
As we’re walkin in shop-ko,
we walked by the condoms aisle and cj randomly yells “Trojan man!!” and some guy out of the aisle and just looked
at us.. lmao!
when we first got there
we seen one of the guyz working and we were lyke “damn..hes hott!” so then when cj went to get onions for my mom,
she seen anotha guy that was workin and then she pointed him out to meh… so then we were lyke flippin out ova em and
the chick that was “laughin wit us, not at us” was lyke which two? And we told her and she was lyke the one is
Nick and then otha is Ethan… so then when we were getting ready to go cj was lyke I should go stand up there and wait
for Ethan to look at meh and be lyke “yo” and the person dat was working was lyke “yea..do it!” so
then cj was lyke ok! And we walked up to the counter waited for Ethan to look at us…he did and cj was lyke “yo”
and he just looked at us lyke “wtf?!” and we ran out… the chick had asked my mom if we were really going
to and my mom was lyke “yea, don’t dare them to do nethang they will!” then meh and cj ran back in to tell
the chick bye, and of course to see if we could see Ethan and Nick again… so
then when we were leaving we made mah mom back up so we could see Ethan and Nick through the window and then when we went
around we made her stop so we could see in the back so we could see them again and then we seen the chick again so we waved
bye and she started “laughing wit us, not at us” again… lmfao!
walk into Wendy’s…
5 guyz are in dere… they sat down about 5 feet from where we sat… meh and cj had potato oles from taco johns we
put them in the pocket on our hoodies… we were sittin there eating them waitin for my mom to come back to the table..
we were using noah’s carseat to block the potato oles so people didn’t see them… the 5 guyz were looking
at us lyke we were on crack.. my mom comes to the table cj takes her chicken sandwich throw’s it to meh and was lyke,
“hold my chicken for meh!” and went and took the wrapper from it and got ketchup… she had to walk by the
guyz to get it and when she was walkin back one of them was lyke, “what is she doing?!”…. they go to leave
we say bye everytime one of them walks out.. when there was 3 left in dere cj was lyke “imma say bye to everyone of
em to see if I get told bye back” so when the last one went out he was lyke “bye!”… then we followed
em outside and waited for em to leave so we could wave bye to them, and they never left so we went back in…cj went to
get something for my mom they started pullin out so she ran outside and yelled bye and they driver was lyke, “how r
u?” & I was inside waving at them… during this whole time one of the chicks working there was laughin “wit
us.. not at us!” lmao!
at taco johns…meh and cj went back
in there (after we went back out to the car to leave) kuz pplz dere are stupid… then, I go back out there tell my mom
we need more money… she goes in there, I sat in da car wit noah, (she was pissed about shit the way it was) walks in
there sayz, “they’re fucked wit the wrong person tonite!” to cj…cj runs back out to the car and was
lyke “omg! omg! Im not stayin in there mom walked in and was lyke “they’re fucked with the wrong person
tonite!”.. oh fuck! Im scared!” my mom came back out and was lyke, “fuck this! and fuck them! I told em
off and told them they just lost my business & that I would never refer anyone to them!” and left..lol! (the
funniest part was when cj came running ouside...lmfao!!)
In English,
steven told meh and Hopey the new spelling word and he said “rapier” and I got “reindeer” out of it…
so, I wrote down reindeer and Hopey was lyke “uhh…reindeer what?! Its rapier!” (ok, so im stupid:D)
Talking to cj & outta no where she was lyke, “yea, so maybe I kinda fell asleep outside last nite…”
“what?” “I kind of fell asleep last nite out in the snow… oo wait, there wasn’t any snow…
ok, so maybe I went outside and fell asleep and stayed out there for a while.. yea it was great” (Im not
even gonna ask what she was smokin!:|)
in spanish...trevor was lyke "ok..everyone in dis
row i've given a name to except u so you have to have one to...imma name you... well wah do u wanna be called??....well fine!...imma
call u....sh..chel...shells!" (okay Trevor, okay..)
meh and cj talkin to Darren... outta no where he asks if we're gonna punish him... so we were
lyke, "yea, we're gonna punish u and when were done you still wont be a good boi kuz u'll want it to happen all ova again!;)" and
then he was lyke, "im always gonna be a bad boi" and I think we definately made it clear that he's hott... lmao!
Cj
was doin da “fuckedy fuckedy fuckedy” and when she was done we both “blew” each otha at da same exact
time!
Im runnin upstairz, randomly talkin..
n then I fall on my ass.. later.. cj does the same.. lmao!
The guy meh and cj were stalkin at the Austin fair... "Fuck
me, Junior!"
In McDonalds, 3 guys walk in, Scotty yells
"is that phill?"... then 3 more guyz walk in, sit behind the plants.. n keep laughin at me & cj... they thought we didnt
c em hidin behind dem plants.. but they were obvious;)
afta the nite Lissa talked to Matt we were walkin by his house
and cj was talkin bout the nite before and she was lyke "every time I walk by his house now imma think of...dead squirrels!!"
Takin Lissa to Rockford.. stopped at Kwik Star..meh and cj waited in the car when Lissa and
my mom went in.. during then Matt showed up… we told my mom she had to wait to leave until Matt came back out.. he came
back out while my mom was backing up.. we go to leave and Lissa yells “stop!” so my mom stops Lissa rolls down
the window and was lyke “hey you, come here” Matt walks ova.. meh and cj duck down… Lissa was lyke “whats
your name?” “Matt” “how old r u?” “18” “see this 2 gurls back here trying
to hide? They think ur hott” “o…k” “yea, well have a good nite” we start going out of
Osage all of a sudden a car comes up behind us.. I told cj I would laugh if it was Matt and everyone that was wit him.. my
mom slows down kuz she thought it was a cop.. the car goes past us and Matt was hanging out of the window… lmfao!
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