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"if im rabbit..then what does that make you? ooh wait..ur mah stoner pumpkin
wife!" "and ur mah stoner rabbit wife:D"
"imma call u rabbit" "n fuck ur chicken"
"hey mah wife..if ur rich,
then im ur bitch" "well im not rich..but ur mah bitch newayz!:D;)"
"mah wife...get down rite scary wit it wit me damnit!
so then maybe it'll work!!" "ijadflk;asdjflkeawj:@:@lkaeasdlkjdas!!!:@:@#@;adng;l'asdjd;:@s....
that wuz down rite somethang!:|" "and a half!"
my actions r delayed by the fish thats rollin around.. suffocation from the lack of oxygen!:D
*pets wife's fuzzy then laughs hysterically n runs in circles.. then laughs sum
more.. pets fuzzy again... then runs into wall... fallz 2 floor laughin... n starts rollin like a fishy would if he was suffocation
from the lack of oxygen*
*sings* (8)mah wife
is gonna love her presents.. shes gonna love meh more den josh!(8)
it was hard 2 minutes ago... but now its all soft and squishy!
laughing my goonie soonie off!
ahur up!
no its not ok! ok?
If water was smirnoff and I was a duck. I'd swim to the bottom and never
come up, but smirnoff isn't water, and im not a duck... so hand ova the bottle, and shut the fuck up!
life's short, so play more;)
lady of bolognie!!
doughnutz crawl!
see you in a monkey!.. what we're gonna do in
that monkey..we just wont say!;)
Chickenwhore!
me-crack!
The turtle rapes the chicken!
instant popage!!
no one cares about a goddamn pistol, go fuck your momma!!
Finger Mood!!
Beeper Peoples!!
hey baby, what's shakin?! (mostly Nate tho)
o fuckin k!!
"just stuck it rite up here!!!"
"Dude!!!" "dude!!...wheres my..nvm;)"
bonds!...when
am I going to do this again?! JUST PICK IT UP!!!
"pets...nvm..i wont say;) hey thats mine!!!"
ok...first off, you
dont KINDA like ryan..you do! "i kno...i guess ur rite... I STALK him!"
my mom doeznt kno i say fuck" "yea.. and we say it all the fucking time!"
yes mah wife yes;) bekuz of da fact ur slower than 2 turtles fuckin that meanz dat ur good;):D
"its like.. u get up in da mornin n ur eyes r open.. but ur just not really
awake" "hey thats meh all the time!!:D" "cept when im
fuckin u!:D"
so blunt and honest!
just stuck it rite up here!!
you, chicken raper!
you're slower than 2 turtles fuckin!
glublah flablu!! & blublah!!
u lost ur nipple in world war 2?! woah now!
you're on cr-meth!
tell Cody I said hiconstipated!
"thats a cop, I bet you that's a cop...thats
so a cop!" "uhh, Kam that wasnt a cop" "I knew that!!" (mostly Kam tho)
Imma have ta get down rite scary with him! Grrrrr…meow!
bonds.. when am i gonna do this
again?!.... JUST PICK IT UP!!
The ballz just wont stop "cumming" ;)
be scared... 2 tuslers!
You made my head wet! ;)
Its soft in some places! ;)
If 2 + 2= fish, and FFA spells fish...then 2 + 2= FFA!
FFA spells FISH!!!
squeamy!
"ok.. josh is a dumbass happy now?"
"holy shit:| its almost 3! i thought it was only midnight!"(ur
just so smart rnt ya cj?:p)
"I'm pissed" "What did I do now!?"
Friendly Friend! (mostly cody tho lmao!)
Fucktard!!!!
moreerishnishestereshyesterishishernest!
its not watermelon, its watermeler and its not watermeler its
watermellow, which reminds meh of mellow yellow which reminds me of mountain dew!
oh oh! can I touch it, can I touch it!?
"I'll fuck you if you give me a ride on your jet ski"
Waddle Boy!
oh oh oh! watermelon! SHOOT THE WATERMELON and watch it go BOOM!!!
I did it, you done it, you did it, I done it.. and then we fucked!!
kno that one white thang...the fuzzy thang that I'm obsessed
with!?
imma fuckin run into wallz repeatedly and laugh hysterically
kuz im insane!
"shut the fuck up"... "no, u shut the fuck up".. "no, u shut
the fuck up".. "how about you both shut the fuck up!"
Ooo blah blah ooo blah!
yesterday they went and got groceries..." OH REALLY!?
Stroke it Straight!
Next time I talk to him I'm gonna.. "STROKE IT!"
It's 12:08, do you know where ur chickens are?... Ya shure?..
Ya positive?.. ok bye!
I see yooou!!
Chicken Juice!
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!
bean juice!
yes yes damn damn
shut your froggie hole!!
fuckin shit ballz, wanna fuck!?;)
My toes can do tricks, my nose flares uncontrollably, and my
ethnicity is questionable. In conclusion, you want to be me!
¿?Te Hago Caliente¿?
(8)theres a skeeter on mah peter whack it off, theres a skeeter
on mah peter whack it off, theres anotha on mah brother, and a dozen on my cuzzin, theres a skeeter on mah peter whack it
off!(8)
Luke doesnt kno Luke and Luke does kno Luke
if Lissa offers you meth... take it and then start laughing
hysterically!:D
im eating ballz of the meaty type!
3 cocks and 5 goats!... 5 goats neone?!? im sellin for the low
price of 5 GOATS!
"talk to me! or do i have to come there and chain u to the
wall 'til u do talk to me??"
"he smells
my anger, and i smell his fear".. "cj shut up! ur scaryin him!!"
slutty slut slut
I'll tickle your pickle! ;)
if i had just 1 wish... id wish 2 b a fish.. cuz a fish ends
wit ish
Miss Vacumn
"fuck me sideways...its humanly possible!"
"hewwo cj" *pets head*
holy hott damn!
Let's go to Idaho!!
I could feel it vibrating, but i didnt know you could see it!:|
lala la la la de de dum dum la la...de de da da dum.. BLAH!(8)
haha!... good! pet mah... nvm;)
oo but u kno u love him even if he is a dumass...well ok..do
u mah wife?..oo wait! hes mine! u cant!....back away from mah hott studly ho!! or..or..i'll eat u! xcept we both kno we would
both lyke dat to much
Hes my hott studly ho and he just doesnt know it yet :D
(8) i wish dat an it would get its gay ass on msn... ha ha ha
ha haha! (8)
llamam!!!
boxie of crayonies
ok...waitin for a long hard fuck;)
well.well...so
wah!!! shhhh we're gonna rape him! ha ha hahahahha!
oh! he'll
be the smartest crayon in the box.... BRIGHTEST! i mean brightest!! ... not smartest!
Imma fuck his unconsious body ;)
Hi! How are ya... now what the hell do ya want?!
(8) ha haha ha ha hahaha FUCK U!(8)
I can only blow good once
Fuck Me, Junior!!!!!
Phillz mah "little dork"... aka... "little dick"
TJFD: Thank Jesus For David (only the hottest guy ever!)
Skank Ansgar, Fagwood, Hosage, Hoserville, Slutsyville, Fuckford,
Whorechard, & Faggot City!
We got the redneck critters talkin to each other, we got
the lobster talkin to the harry pussy
(8)He Y Occasional Seed.. Lets All Fuck! Cum On & Rape
Me(8)
Jeffs a Gorilla in the Moonlight!
He Y Occasional Seed
If you
don't want it all ova then don't stick it in so far!
Ya know what? Thats what! Ya know what what? Thats what!
Are you guys listenin to the arguement? "How can you not?!
I dont think you have much of a choice!"
Uday!!!
Ok, now we're thinkin alike... SHIT! RUN!!!
Mike, I love you so mu- WOW! A BIRD!!
I slap monkey slappers!
Lets play army.... i lay down and you blow the hell outa me!
hmmm... 68? well.. i owe ya one! ;)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
It went from an
ok night, to a horrible night, to now! (I kno cj! “now!” what a feeling huh?!)
**Cries in confuzzlation**
I was so cold...
but I had to move away from the heater before I put my hand on it!
cj, you're horn dogs bitch... you just dont know it
yet!
Mr.Monkey Bottoms!!
Duckie Duckie gives 2 dollar fuckies!!
Fuck me..... running
sideways on a pogo stick upside down hardcore in a pool with 7 jelly beans!
Broken glass
Have you spanked your monkey today?
Moosen!!
OMG! I can count to um.... 1.. yes! 1!!!!!
I find it so... I dont know!
Flying Finger
Quickie…what about a quickie?!
"you're really
starting to piss me off! I didn't know just tellin me who u is would be so damn difficult for you! Do you like
suffer from short term memory loss so do I needa repeat myself or what?!"
Ill fuck u hard n then Ill show u whose da bitch!:D
"Im loastered...come find meh!;)" "oo i will..and in many ways!:D;)"
Im
lonely... u should help meh wit dat mah wife;)
the evil monkeys can ride the attack llamas and go after Carson!
Skin it fucker!!
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